My true American success story.

January 2nd, 2009

Mowing my best friends lawn last Sunday night I found a really cool bracelet. I really don’t know much about jewels nor do I own any because of the fact that I don’t even own a job but I was sure this piece was worth something. My Mexican instincts told me there was something really special about this piece, but most importantly it looked really expensive. I didn’t say anything to my friend and took the piece to a pawn shop the next day. I received a lot of money for the bracelet so I just went and got drunk with a bunch of girls. It was not until a week later that I read in the newspaper that there was a reward for a piece of custom jewelry. To my surprise it was the same bracelet that I found and sold so I basically just ran off to Mexico before the migra could get me.

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